We Are Nerds

(who make the best toothpaste)

We understand your toothpaste selection is a critical and fundamental part of a healthy oral care routine. All of our pastes include clinically proven ingredients that help improve the health of your teeth and gums while leaving out any questionable additive ingredients that are harmful or just don’t work.

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Professional Oral Care

For Kids

Eyeball juice

In exchange for some much needed dental work, our shark friends, who live off the coast near our office in Solana Beach, California, supply us with all the regurgitated eyeballs we need to make this sweet and surprisingly delicious flavor.
We don’t ask questions.

- Dye Free

- Cruelty Free

- Sulphate free

- Gluten free

- Non Toxic

- Vegan Friendly

- Natural Flavors